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Randomness Strikes Again

20 Oct

Randomness is a part of my life.

It is a direct result of a life spent fighting undiagnosed ADHD.

Randomness consumes my mind most days.  Usually, I discipline myself to focus on the necessities of life.  But the weekend is getting scarily close to making its anticipated appearance, so I’m rebelling against the war within my brain to focus.  It’s over-rated anyway.  So, in my best “na-nanny boo-boo” voice……….

I don’t have to….and you can’t make me!!

Randomocity will reign supreme in my life today.  And I’m embracing it.

In honor of this special occasion, you get yet another random list of random nothingness.  I hope you randomly enjoy my randomness.

  • Although I don’t really believe in psychics, I would love to go try one out.  But then if they told me something I didn’t need to hear, I’m afraid I would spend my life obsessing over how to fix it, which would then lead me back to the psychic to tell me what to do, which would just continue the cycle.  I would forever be like a hamster in a wheel that never stops spinning.  I would be in  HAMSTER HELL!!!  Therefore, I exercise a bit of self-control and just say NO.  Go me!

  • I really want to give up Facebook.  I know, I know, people say these things all the time.  But I’m seriously considering it.  It consumes my life.  Besides, blogging is much more fun.  😉
  • I am on a quest to learn how to cook healthy foods…..and I’m actually enjoying it.  My kids are beginning to be much more health conscious, which is what spurred me to start in the first place.  Maybe I won’t die with clogged arteries after all.
  • The youngest of my herd is a coin collector.  Actually, he’s a quarter collector.  This makes me wanna ask every person I know to empty their pockets and let me check out their stash just in case its one of those elusive states he has yet to find.  It’s a good thing I don’t work as a cashier.  The only thing I would accomplish is harassing the customers for their quarters.
  • Pride and Prejudice is the absolute best love story ever.  I will forever be in love with Mr. Darcy.  What girl doesn’t want to hear, “You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love…I love…I love you.  I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”  My knees are wobbling  at only the thought!!
  • I would love to find some old-fashioned lip-gloss like they had when I was a kid.  You know the kind that has the roller ball and tastes like bubble gum?  YUM!

  • I’m a closet Cowboys fan.  I thought about coming out, but making fun of them is so much more fun.  Especially as long as they have Romo on the team.
  • I read on Pinterest that most people pass gas 14 times a day.  Sounds like a lot of bull-balonkey, if you ask me.  I have now spent several days trying to count to see if this is actually true, but my ADD seems to get in the way of making it through the day without losing count.
  • My van needs a good cleaning.  I’m taking volunteers.
  • I love the idea of crafting, but truly lack the focus to engage in it.  I would love to be one of those super-creative people who can do anything.  Maybe I should read Crafting for Dummies.

  • Don Williams makes me miss my childhood.  The good ole days of eating beans and rice and watching the Barbara Mandrell Show.  (Go ahead, count it up to figure out how old I am, I’m still not telling!)
  • That whole healthy eating thing…….it also includes the dreaded word exercise.

Which shakes me to reality.  It’s almost time to meet some real live people at the track and huff and puff for the sake of burning a few calories.  Then, home again to try this new recipe.  Lowfat, of course.  Maybe I’ll even walk to the tunes of Don……

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Posted by on October 20, 2011 in Randomocity

 

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7 responses to “Randomness Strikes Again

  1. Rich Crete

    October 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    You went from Pride and Prejudice to lip-gloss to football. What ADD?
    Fun stuff. With you on FB vs. blogging too.

     
    • Robin

      October 20, 2011 at 7:22 pm

      If only everybody understood like you! It’s not THAT bad is it?? lol

       
  2. Diane Mitchell

    October 20, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Did you REALLY try to count your toots??????? That is seriously hilarious!!!! What happened? You forget what you were keeping count of? (Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.)

     
    • Robin

      October 20, 2011 at 6:32 pm

      LOL….Trivial things like that tend to occupy my mind. Sad but true. And yes, I have tried several different days, but lost track of how many times!! Glad I made you smile today! =D

       
      • Lynn

        October 21, 2011 at 11:03 am

        I was totally giggling at the though of you counting each fart!! BWAHAHAHHA!!!! Ahhh,, thanks for the good laugh!!

         
      • Robin

        October 21, 2011 at 9:47 pm

        You should try it! I have yet to get a true count!

         
  3. JT

    October 21, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Random is probably a bit understated here! Lol, you are hilarious. I would like to suggest that the traffic control system in your brain is probably due a vavcation 😀

     

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